Humour
Fredo and Grant were hanging out together one weekend. Being down on their luck, they were looking to buy a car. Fredo, being the natural leader and head plumber, led the two to a local car dealer. The salesman showed them a car for $3000.
"Way too high!" said Grant.
"How about this $500 special?" the salesman inquired.
"Still too much" growled Fredo.
The salesman, annoyed said,
"How about this traffic trained camel for $25?"
He went on, "This camel is fully trained for traffic signals , he stops on red, goes on green, and exercises caution at yellow".
"Sounds like we got a deal", cried the two.
They paid their money and off they went, but they returned an hour later.
"What happened?" asked the salesman.
"Everything was going well" said Grant. "We were sitting at a red light when a car pulled up beside us and the driver said. "Look at the two assholes on the camel, we got off to look, and the light turned green.
"Way too high!" said Grant.
"How about this $500 special?" the salesman inquired.
"Still too much" growled Fredo.
The salesman, annoyed said,
"How about this traffic trained camel for $25?"
He went on, "This camel is fully trained for traffic signals , he stops on red, goes on green, and exercises caution at yellow".
"Sounds like we got a deal", cried the two.
They paid their money and off they went, but they returned an hour later.
"What happened?" asked the salesman.
"Everything was going well" said Grant. "We were sitting at a red light when a car pulled up beside us and the driver said. "Look at the two assholes on the camel, we got off to look, and the light turned green.
Oh dear; a shot back at Fredo!!
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